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You know you're from Miami when...

1. you call flip-flops chancletas & you wear them EVERYWHERE

2. you live 15 minutes from the beach, but you never go

3. the car behind you honks their horn because you stopped at a red light

4. you refer to your hometown as 305 or MIA

5. you know you can't get a job without speaking Spanish

6. you hope for a hurricane to come so you don't have to go to work/school

7. you spend your summer days inside cuz it's hot as hell outside...literally

8. you're so used to craziness that very few things surprise you anymore

9. you know never to buy mangos or avocados at a grocery store cuz u grow them in your backyard

10. you go to a store/business and the manager tells you "hablas espanol?" cuz they barely can speak english

11. you know your pastelitos

12. you have to wait 4 hours for a bus to come that's supposed to come by every 30 minutes

13. it's 60 degrees outside and you wear a sweater, a jacket, gloves, a scarf, a hat, and boots

14. you know the only time there's no traffic on the Palmetto is from 3-4am

15. you own a guayabera or know what one is

16. you get your chicken from Pollo Tropical

17. you see girls wearing clubbing clothes to go to 7-11

18. there's a navarro on every corner

19. you have to put on the invitations "starts at 2:30pm " when the event really starts at 3:30pm just so people actually get there on time.

20. You know what a chonga is

21. You go to a store & the people working there automatically talk to you in Spanish

22. When you see someone you know every time you go out

Musica asi bien Miami...